December 05, 2010

Suite shop Rippie-offerers and Random pics :D

Hey tardollians :]

The other day i was looking around the site and guess what? You won’t believe how many things and what i saw! More Rip-offs! As known as Rippie-offerers, these are only a couple that i saw

Most of them were UGLY and overpriced so i put them too just to make it look more dramatic! most of these things aren't worth buying or getting excited over, apart from the penthouse of coarse the penthouse is worth it! but its gone up one hundred stardollars so thats why its on there, but anyway moving on lol. So these are a couple as i was saying:

There's much more than where that came from lol, why can’t everything be...1sd! :D now that would be awesome! Who agrees? If you've got anymore items that you think are rippie-offerers write in the comments :D i would like to hear from all of you, and also i would like to expand my list :] Another thing… I have got more random pictures! Yay lol I think I might of shown you already but who cares I’m sowing it again!:

Well, that’s all really. I guess I’ll see you all a bit later :P If you have ant idea’s or funny stuff to also share just write us or me, or whoever, your ideas we like to hear from you and will post it if it is super funny. Anyway, see you later

-Ethan

November 21, 2010

Im back :]

hey everyone its me Ethan again!
i have very important stuff to say so keep reading ;D
ok first of all, sorry everyone for not comming on this blog! its been forever since ive been on it :O i have been soooo caught up in my own life that i nearly forgot about all of you awesome stardollians! how could i do such a thing? LOL i promise i will come on here more often.
Second thing is im here to post more funny stuff! yay its been ages since ive had a tardoll laugh :D all i need to do now is think of somthing to write about, hmmmm... any ideas peoples? if not ill come up with one, feel free to give me any ideas because i cant wait to hear from you all :D
Im also here to say how is everyone? and also say hi from me to everyone (this means anyone) lol :] well ill post soon :]
thanks, from your writer man bitch, Ethan :]
Ohhhh wait one more thing just before i let you go on and continue whatever you may be doing (even if it is quite disturbing and i don't want to know!) i don't think we need to get too detailed into that conversation, anyway ive got a new banner coming.. it looks awesome ;D

November 10, 2010

StardollPOPULATION (1)

StardollPOPULATION
GRANNY POWER

Welcome to the first post for StardollPOPULATION! This post, we’re looking at grannies, and how they’re taking over stardoll! Firstly: They have their own stardoll shop: DECADES. You may have noticed, in the DECADES shop, there are A LOT of granny items. When Stardoll said this site was for everyone.. I didn’t think they meant... EVERYONE!

So Looking at the picture below.
Look at outfit number one: It looks like stardoll is mixing emo/punk style with granny style.. not a good mix. Now.. looking at outfit number two: Stardoll has put a completely unfashionable coat, with a completely unfashionable dress, complete with completely unfashionable shoes.. NICE ;). Dont forget the hat.. ;D

This is what the manequin should really look like:

And now: A stardoll member with a bit of an 'age': IT'S YOUR GRANNY :D

StardollPOPULATION Intro

I (FROZTA) have started a new segment for the blog. 'How To Look Like...' has now finished, I hope you enjoyed those posts. The new segment for the blog is called 'StardollPOPULATION!'. It is when I look at what and who is popular on stardoll. Don't worry.. it's not as boring as it sounds... It will of corse be funny :D . So stay tuned for:

StardollPOPULATION

November 05, 2010

We're Officially Nominated :)

As you may know already, StardollROFL got nominated for the Best News Blog award, as well as the Best Gossip Award in the official Star Awards 2010. We're up against really popular blogs like Stardoll's Most Wanted, Underneath Stardoll and Elite News, so it would be a dream come true if we won an award. The voting lines open November 10th ..! Click here to be led to the site.

Thanks [:

November 04, 2010

The Truth Behind The Long Wait For Broadcasts..

Have you ever wondered why it takes a while for your broadcasts to send? The other day I went to send a broadcast and it took ages for it to come through.. This picture explains everything!

Stardoll's blocking up the cue. You would think they wouldnt count as actuall broadcasts.. right? ROFL

Just to inform you guys...

If you havn't already noticed, Mini is taking a little break from stardoll. She gave me her account to take care of in the meantime. So if you find that she's not replying to your messages and comments, this is why. She might come back pretty soon, and we'll let you know when she does. Thaaanks [:

Sorry for not having a funny post.. there should be more to come :)

Pretty Girl Ay?



Hey again. Sorry I havn't been posting much. I hope you guys had a good halloween [: . Anyways, the other day I got a message from a "friend" of mine. Not a really good friend though.. as you can see in the picture below, she thought I was a "pretty girl".. lmao. I think she forgot I was a guy.. haha.. I found this message hillarious. Read the things in the 'red boxes' for the funnier things.. [:
(click picture to enlarge)

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Dont feel that she's a bad person.. she appoligized as soon as I reminded her I was actually a guy.. :)

-Frozzy [:

October 21, 2010

How To Look Like... (4)

Recently I had a poll on which 'How To Look Like...' I should do next. Gangsta won with 75%. Second was pirate, third ghost and rabbit last. So here is the winner [:

HOW TO LOOK LIKE...
A Gagnsta

1. Give your medoll some "stylish" hair
2. Place on a 'tough looking' mouth.
3. Most important: Add some 'bling'.
4. Wear some 'gangsta' shades
5. Add anything else to your doll that you think is pretty out there.
ALL DONE

October 17, 2010

How To Look Like... (3)

We're up to the third 'How To Look Like...' post. I'm letting you guys choose the next theme... just vote in the poll on the sidebar [:
HOW TO LOOK LIKE
An Evil Pumpkin

1. Put on an 'afro'.
2. Give your doll some scary facial features: e.g. eyebrows
3. Use some intense black makeup
4. Give your doll some 'fangs'.
5. Add extra things e.g. moles to the mouth
6. Use whatever to finish it [:


DONE

dont forget to vote on the poll :: you can vote more than once :: cheers.. tables [:

October 12, 2010

Three Random Things In One Post [:

Hey peoples [:
Firstly, I made a new banner :D
I was kinda sick of my old one, and tbh I didn't really like it. I think my new one is so much better haha. Anyways.. lets get on with the 'funny' stuff...
In the picture above, you can see that somebody asked me if I wanted their account... But the most random thing is.. is that I have NO IDEA who that person is! Well I am "friends" with her on stardoll, but I've never really talked to her before.. it's just a random I had on my friends list.. Why would she want t0 give her account to me ? lol
(I kept the name/doll anonymous)

MOVING ON

Look here:

Whenever you had a message or if you had new friend requests/gb comments etc, the smiley face used to bright up and be pink.. but now they have replaced it with a 'green dot'. Why an ugly green dot? It's so pointless... It was completely fine just the way it was. [Look in the picture above to see what I mean.. and I put the 'X' to point out the thing I'm talking about].




AND LASTLY

Two 'Opera Gift' things appear in your suite every day, and if you open one of them, you get a free gift. What's funny about this? Look at it! Seriously.. look at it. WTF IS IT? It looks like a dimented elephant . .with red at the end of it's trunk.. like seriously stardoll? They could've came up with a better looking, more modern piece of art for your suites. The worst thing is, is that you can't take it away from your suite. It can't go in storage and whenever you save it in a differant place, it appears in the same place next time you visit your suite!! Like seriously?? haaa
LMAO



Woah.. a lot of writing haha.
(I know this post wasn't thaaat funny, but it's all I could really find..]
I'll post again later

October 10, 2010

Random

Hello. As you can see, Mini & I are posting again :) YAY! I know you missed us [:
Ok getting on with the 'roflness' this random has been writing in my guestbook.
Look at what she said first.. she asked me if my name was BREE.. like... wtf ??
And then she asked me to join the darkside for her... errm no thanks.
In the GB comment below, she tells me i'm hot. She must have serious problems..
She's attracted to an animated doll thing. Ahh .

:)

October 09, 2010

Adding to Frozta's Medoll Thing, Heres My Pedophile and Drag Queen :D


Steps for Pedophile,

1. Pick the weirdest smile ever and Squinting Eyes to your medoll, keep the nose.
2. Apply Blush from the bottom of your medoll's earlobes to the corners of your weird smile, and on the sides of your medoll's nose.
3. Apply lengthening mascara.
4. Buy white Hair dye and pick short hair and dye it. (I Used black streaks just to touch it up a bit :])
5. Voila! You have a pedophile!



Steps for Drag Queen,

1.Pick long and fake looking hair, pick "Bleach Blond" (as I like to call it) for your hair colour.
2. Over Blush underneath your cheekbones and put a bit on the side of your medoll's nose.
3. Put on, Crazy fluro sparkly eye make-up.
4. Apply 3 sets of the biggest fake eyelashes
5. Put on pale lipstick and then roughly cover it with a bright red lip pen.
6. Put on unrelated earings.
7. Throw on some random shit in your hair and a jewled necklace.

And you have a drag Queen! :D





Now as Stewie says on Family Guy, And Now heres something we hope you'll really like :D

Some random comment!

And I'll Leave you with that.

Love, Mini

How to look like... (2)

This post on 'How To Look Like...' and the next ones will be based on halloween costumes. I will be doing about five more 'halloween' makeovers, so it gives you an idea of what you can put your doll as on the 31'st of October [:

HOW TO LOOK LIKE...

A CLOWN


1. Put on some wig-looking hair
2. Use some orange or red hair colouring (I used red highlights)
3. Make the eyes/mouth etc look pretty... creepy
4. Use outragous makeup (preferably white)
5. Add extras... whatever you like (I used a 'tear')

Remember this is just a template.. you can add whatever you like to your own doll. Make it differant.. be creative [:



Aye Aye ATTACK

There is a new endangered animal for October on stardoll.
The animal is called the AYE-AYE. It's like a lemur type
thing. When I saw there was a new animal called an AYE-AYE on stardoll,
I thought it would look really cute [ :... but I was SOOO wronhg

You think it looks creepy on stardoll? Wait till you see the RL picture below.. :O


Imaging strolling down 'Madagascar' and coming across this animal?
Yeah.. I would be pretty scared too .. haha
:D


October 03, 2010

How to look like...


INTRODUCING
HOW TO LOOK LIKE...
I am starting a new segment called 'How To Look Like...'. At least once a week I will have a new theme of what to look like, and give you some tips on what you should use. What's funny about this? I will make the theme's humorous, wild and a bit over the top [x . So here is the first segment..

HOW TO LOOK LIKE...

A PAEDOPHILE

1. Put on some facial hair
2. Give your doll some out-of-date glasses
3. Have a dodgy smile
4. Use some kinda strange hair
5. Add some more uglyish out-of-date items
6. For extra's, add grey hair-colouring
ALL DONE

I would love some suggestions on what the theme should be next :) Thanks




Ahh.. Um?

Hey guys. I was looking in StarPlaza, when I
came across this head thing from the
Tingeling Halloween Couture shop..
Like seriously.. it looks like a bit of
plastic.. why the hell would you want
a piece of plastic on your head?

Very.. uh .. fashionable stardoll
[:
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I also found this poster from the new
Berlin range..

Is it just me, or is that girl kissing that animal? For heavens sake stardoll, it's like you're encouraging beastiality or something.. haha. Stardoll has gone from Fasion to Pashin'

ROFL











September 30, 2010

I am OFFICIALLY ROYALY PISSED.

Lozzy's account has been sabotaged. I understand she gave the account to Jorja and Imi I thought they'd keep it as a legacy account and memorial to Lozzy's great time on stardoll and what she'd created, But no they sold it. Now some chick who never knew Lozzy has the account and Jorja and Imi are probably having with whatever the fuck she gave them for the account.

That was not a funny post but i'll have some up soon.

Mini is back Bitches.


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Things You Need To Know [:
-Mini is the only active poster
-Lozzy is the rightful owner of stardollrofl.blogspot.com

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